6<b>ADAM AND EVE VIRUS:</b>\nTakes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
6<b>PARLIAMENT VIRUS:</b>\nThe computer locks up, screen splits\nerratically with a message appearing on\neach half blaming the other side for the\nproblem.
6<b>ELVIS VIRUS:</b>\nYour computer gets fat, slow and lazy,\nthen self destructs;\n\nonly to resurface at shopping malls and\nservice stations across rural America.
6<b>STAR TREK VlRUS:</b>\nInvades your system in places where no\nvirus has gone before.
6<b>LAPD VIRUS:</b>\nIt claims it feels threatened by the other\nfiles on your PC and erases them in\n<i>"Self Defence"</i>.
5Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
3Life is like a bath,\n the longer your in it the more wrinkled you\n get.
1If you have <b>ProSTATS v2.0</b> installed, then\nHTML Notes can work with it to provide\nStatistics for your web page.
6<b>FREUDIAN VIRUS:</b>\nYour computer becomes obsessed with\nmarrying its own motherboard.
1When you are viewing your Html Document\nin your default browser while editing it,\nyou can leave the browser open, and\neach time you want to re-view your\ndocument just save, and then click\n<b>Reload/Refresh</b> in your browser.
4Is it Friday yet??!!
1If you want to <b>Find/Replace</b> Text, any\ntext you have selected is put in the\n<b>"Find What"</b> Edit box.
1You can Create/Add your own tips to this\nprogram by editing the <b>"Tips.txt"</b> in the\nprogram dir. the tips are one to a line.
5Is Karl Marxs' grave just another\ncomunist plot?
2Secret Diary of an apprentice age 16.549:\n Day 4:\n\n Sent to stores to get 14' of falopian tubing.
1I need your help to develop this program\nfurther, the address is in the help file.
1You can change between HTML/Java/Text\nformatting from the Options menu.
6<b>POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS:</b>\nNever calls itself a 'virus', but instead\nrefers to itself as an\n\n<i>"electronic microorganism."</i>
1If you save a file named <b>"default.txt"</b> in\nthe same dir as <b>HTML Notes</b>, it can be\nused as the default html document.
6<b>RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS:</b>\nWon't allow you to delete a file, regardless\nof how old it is. If you attempt to erase a\nfile, it requires you to first see a counselor\nabout possible alternatives.
1You can load a Rich Text <i>(from WordPad)</i>\nfile and it will be converted into a HTML\ndocument with all of the fomating left\nintact.
1When you enter hint text into a box, you\ncan click on the [...] elipsis button to bring\nup a hint editing dialog which will create\nmulti-line hints.
0You shouldn't run with scissors.
4<c:Red>Happy Birthday!!\n\n<c:WindowText><i>(well, I'll be right one day).
6<b>ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGER VIRUS:</b>\nTerminates and stays resident.\n\n<i><b>It'll be back.</b></i>
1If you want to paste the result of a\ncalculation into your document from the\ncalculator, just press the <b>Right</b> mouse\nbutton and select <b>"Copy"</b> and now you\ncan use the Paste function in HTML Notes!
1The <b>"*"</b> after the document name\nmeans that the file has not been saved.
3There are three ways to get something\ndone:\n\n 1) do it yourself\n 2) hire someone to do it\n 3) forbid your kids to do it.
2Secret Diary of an apprentice age 16.543:\n Day 1:\n\n Sent to stores to get a new bubble for the\n spirit-level.
2<i>"If you don't know where you're going, any\n<i>road will take you there."</i>\n\n -- Lewis Carroll.
2Secret Diary of an apprentice age 16.545:\n Day 2:\n\n Had to ask the foreman for a long weight.
4No network? Why not consider buying our\nlow-cost alternative, FloppyNet.\n\n -- 10 user packs now available.
0Don't mix Paisley with the Plaid.
2Secret Diary of an apprentice age 16.547:\nDay 3:\n\n Spent ages digging a hole with a\n protractor.
1that for every problem, there's a solution\n that's simple,\n elegant\n and wrong?
6<b>BOBBIT VIRUS:</b>\nRemoves a vital part of your hard disk then\nre-attaches it.\n\n <i>(But that part will never work again.)</i>
